I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things.
patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural
plot twist: he likes you back
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buing-iton-oppa: DO IT!
The way to love someone is to lightly run your finger over that person’s soul...– Keith Miller (via thatkindofwoman) ☾ (via the-lonely-moon)
deancasotp: simonmarshallcolfer: so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
Teachers can be bullies too.
g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y: fitfeelsbetterthanskinny: dontstop-fitnessprincess: I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word. THIS^^ third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
couturierer: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
sapphirebones: jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds ever. i fucking lost it
morgrana: morgrana: *gets more than 10 notes on a post*
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hiddle-stoned: I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three quarters.
harry is basically an oversized seven year old boy with the heart of a 90 year old man and the sex appeal of a calvin klein model.
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together
demigodofhoolemere: there’s characters you love and then there’s your babies
Me: I must do my homework and study and socialise....
Tumblr: hahahahahahahahaha NEEEVVVVVERRRRR
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...